I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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