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Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
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Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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