I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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