I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
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We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
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I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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