doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he wants to bone in the snuggie
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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