I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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