they need to just BURY HIM!
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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