dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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