the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
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I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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