no. you can't hotbox the world.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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