You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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