I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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