When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
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I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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