This girl is more easily done than said...
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
So squirting runs in the family.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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