I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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