I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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