***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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