please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
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watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
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Your cock deserves a montage
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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