So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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