ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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