Dual....:-)
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
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You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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