Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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