we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
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I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
the liver wants what the liver wants
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This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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