oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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