I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
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Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
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Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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