walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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