That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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