She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Your penis caused this!
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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