is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
someone owes me an orgasm
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
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And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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