Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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