This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
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I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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