I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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