i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
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