She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
is wine microwaveable?
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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