what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
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I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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