Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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