Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
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I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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