ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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