I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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