so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
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We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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