I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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