oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Too much gin, very little bucket
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
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You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
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Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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