youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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