So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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