But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
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There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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