Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Randomize
