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apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Who did Billy Mays play for?

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(805): View more from California

An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?

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(952): View more from Minnesota

pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.

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(517): View more from Michigan

Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on

(812): View more from Indiana

Nope

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(310): View more from California

I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.

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