Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
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you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
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Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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