You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
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I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
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HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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