I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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