She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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