You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
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They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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