Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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