mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
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she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
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I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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