Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
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So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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