Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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