I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I have so many feelings about this burrito
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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