Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize