Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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