haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
